milesjai:


Beyoncé recalls the time Ms. Tina Knowles set her straight. 

(Source: beyoncexknowles)




kingtylerrr:

Britney Spears - “Ooh La La”



can I pull on your dick?



erectdick:

he’s gonna stick it in me someday

L O V E M E P L E A S E 

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”



spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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coolgirlfriend:

sharonosbourne:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

iM GONNA PISS

WHAT THE FUCK




[x]

(Source: blogtard)





ilovemesomefreakingpie:

johneggbutt:

you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT


at da club

more like white girls at da club